28 June 2013

I Warned You

I say it DIRECTLY in the title, so please don't stop reading just because I cannot escape my obsession with buildings, skylines and pretty views.

I warned you.

Here are some of the best views of Hong Kong that I have so far (that I have not already posted).

From a walking path halfway up the mountain. 




From a bar called "OZone" on the roof of the International Commerce Center (ICC), which is (depending who you ask) the 7th tallest building in the world. The roof bar is actually open to the air, putting you pretty much... in the ozone. 


From the ground in front of ICC. 

From one of the better dim sum places we have eaten at. It was on the 28th floor. Despite the shrimp dumplings, this was my favorite part of the meal. 


On the ground at HKG. Jordan is SO SICK of my airport pictures. 

On the flight to Taiwan. There must have been lots of pollution in the air, because the sunset was fantastic!

Looking closely at the bottom right, you can see ICC hiding behind Victoria Peak on HK island. 



International Finance Center (from one of the recent batman movies)

And views from the boat are my favorite, despite the nausea. 


Don't worry, there are plenty more where these came from. I will post more as I snap them. You're welcome.

I warned you.

Walk up Victoria peak

Tonight we decided to take a brief hike up Victoria peak. This was prompted by (a) the potential for some great views and (b) to burn some calories after we ate dinner (pork throat cutlets in a cheese sauce over ramen noodles....post about this meal soon to follow) We didn't make it to the top but it was a great experience we definitely plan to repeat. Most other people on the same trail were running so we felt a little ashamed of ourselves but we decided this was just an exploratory mission. Next time we can run. On our way back down we encountered a bird making he oddest noises so we took a video to try to sort out what creature it may have been.


Pretty Neighbor

We are on the 21st floor and my desk looks out at the top of the surrounding buildings. This little guy was my neighbor the other day, perched on the top of the building next door! How cute.


27 June 2013

Come one, come all!

After numerous complaints from people that NO ONE could manage to post to my blog except my mother (it remains a mystery how she managed this while no one else could - how did you do it, mother?!), I believe that I have finally fixed the problem. Please let me know if you continue to not be able to post.

In your comments, feel free to guess what I am eating here. I will give you a hint: it involves a pig.


Gweilo Time

A girl's got cravings. Also, after a day of upset stomachs, lots of carbs is just what we needed. Not sure if the cheese was a great idea though


24 June 2013

Truly Hong Kong

Umbrella vending machine. I've seen it all!

A subway with first class? Yes, please! It's not special super exclusive premium business class, but it will do. 


Subway Scenes like this please me very much:



22 June 2013

Ocean park

One of the most visited sites in the world, ocean park is an amusement park on the northern tip of Hong Kong island (please note it is actually the southern tip - Jordan and I get our north and south mixed up big time on hk island - I think it's Asian voodoo magic!). The park is magical and has fantastic views of the sea.

And of course it's Asian and ridiculous, which is the best part. 


Sea views!

We picked a great day to come, despite the typhoon level one warning. 

Their main coaster is actually one of the more fun coaster rides I have had - great views, fun flips, no death-defying drops, and a constant good time. 


Ocean park is known for its awesome aquarium. It certainly lived up to the hype. I will upload some other pics later but here is a good sample.




Ocean park was truly magical! We ended the evening with some live pandas, crazy goldfish, a mile long underground funicular ride, and this sunset:

19 June 2013

Crawly Food

When I tell you these are the largest crustaceans I have ever seen... 

Talk about sea cockroaches! 

That was for perspective. Now here is the winner:

For some reason when they show you your food before you eat it here it actually isn't disgusting! Fish tanks in front of restaurants in the states do not inspire hunger. Well I guess these guys don't really either, but they don't gross me out. Maybe I'm acclimating?? 




I <3 Hong Kong

Because it's true.

This was prompted by special roof time. 

So does Jordan. 



17 June 2013

Guangzhou CHINAAAAAAAAA

Both of us breathed an audible sigh of relief when we passed the border into the middle kingdom. We were giddy like school children! It had been over a year since we were in China and we were yearning for more. There is something special about China - it's where modern meets the old world, and the people are just along for the ride (whether they like it or not). It is almost as if they aren't participating, but are getting swept up. A really fascinating experience.

So Guangzhou can best be described as "typical massive Chinese city." It is the 3rd largest in the country, with 10 BILLION PEOPLE. My first impression was UGH this is going to be terrible to get around. If you saw the earlier post about the taxi queue, you will see that I was right.

Guangzhou is known for being the gateway to the west - it was the first city that had interaction with Europeans (Portuguese and the Brits). Our hotel was on an island that was "loaned" to the Europeans after one of the Opium Wars. Of course the British and French split it down the middle and put gates up to prevent Chinese people from entering. What resulted, though, is some surreal architecture in the middle of a "typical massive Chinese city."

Shamian Island - complete with Starbucks and tree-lined boulevards! A European dream!

 To emphasize the "integration" of east and west cultures, there were bronzed statues all over the island showing Chinese and Europeans interacting. This is a large white lady walking her large dog. Yeah, I don't know either. Our "fat" stigma cannot escape us.

This nicely shows the moat that kept the dirty Chinese people off the clean European Shamian Island. I just like the picture because the girl's umbrella matches the light pole.

Wandering the streets of Guangzhou we found a huge Chinese style street market (veggies, meat, fish, etc.). Oh, and this:
KITTIES! Dinner or Pets? 

Scenes like this make me love China. I really am a third world kid and could sit in this market alley eating weird meat off a stick all day. 

No China city visit is complete without going to a museum (or as I call them, Chinese Propaganda Chambers). This one is the PEASANT MOVEMENT INSTITUTE. Actually, it was cool! Chairman Mao (may he rest in peace) actually taught seminars here to his right hand men (no women - they weren't THAT progressive). Afterward, the students were dispatched all over the country to do the People's bidding! This is Mao's actual office - if you believe the sign. 

The institute was built on the grounds of an old temple I believe. Very quaint and peaceful! And covered - it was raining and we had no umbrellas.


The only other touristy thing we did as we ate our way through Guangzhou (I was sweating out Xiao Long Bao and Dim Sum for days) was the Orchid Garden. Well, there were no orchids, but there were some great VISTAS!

Jordan either got excited or is avoiding a bug here at the magical Chinese Rock.

Again, dinner or pet? This little guy was NOT afraid of us (I think he was rabid). Those ears... I have never. 

In true Chinese fashion there were signs everywhere informing us of where we were. While I forget most of the actual text, here are some examples: HAPPINESS PAVILION. BEST MANAGED SCENERY. HALL OF AMUSEMENT. CONTEMPLATION GARDEN. Were some of my favorites. This one was probably PROSPERITY TEMPLE or something. Still pretty. 

What an excellent garden path that was!

 Neck-face!

Besides those activities, we wandered around, shopped for clothes (I am an XL or XXL in China), and ate street food. For those of you fortunate enough to NOT to have encountered one of these, it is a Durian fruit. Durian can be smelled from blocks away, and some establishments go so far as to ban it altogether. Example of what a Durian smells like: put on your running shoes, go for a run, leave them on your feet for three days, stick them in the microwave for 2 minutes, then stick your nose in the foot hole and smell. Yeah, it smells that good. 


And no "typical massive Chinese city" is complete without a sprawling "downtown" or financial district that is: only loosely connected to the soul of the city, canvassed by a web of 16 lane roads in grid format, and has a skyline dotted with "the tallest and biggest blah blah blah" in the world. Guangzhou's (or as the Europeans called it, Canton) claim to fame is a 2000 ft tower called the CANTON TOWER. While we didn't get good pictures of it because we don't care that much, here is our best attempt:

See: the little toothpick looking spire behind the other generic big buildings. Google views of the tower at night. It was actually pretty in the evening. 

Other city photo:

Canton - where east meets west. I wasn't too enthralled, but it met my expectations. Some great markets and amazing dim sum. Generally a pulsing Chinese city, not too different from any of the others. It reminded me of a mix of Chengdu (where the pandas are), Beijing, and Shanghai. Culturally, the city is going through an identity crisis that was pretty obvious to us. It is in the only province in China where they are allowed to conduct public business and have media in their mother tongue of Cantonese. We were expecting to hear a lot more of this odd sounding Chinese dialect, but it is clearly disappearing from the mainland altogether. Unlike in Hong Kong where they hold onto it fiercely and are undeterred by any nudging toward Mandarin from Beijing. I hope they successfully stand up to the people's party and retain their language! It would be a shame for all of China to be exactly the same in 20 years. 

And because I cannot resist, I close with an image of this CHR "bullet" train.