Giggleworthy Singapore - Vol. 1

I am easily amused. And Singapore amuses me to no end. From strange signage that makes me think "only in Asia" to their quirky Singlish creole, to odd behaviors, to strange foods and machines that vend weird things, this place has me constantly cracking up (or bashing my head against a wall, depending on the situation). This is the first in a series of posts that I will update semianually,

Dad - this series is basically for you. Well, both of us, since I clearly inherited your sense of "dad humor."


Grocery stores frequently have aisles of this. Clearly labeled, so white people don't waste their time.

Something didn't sit well when I saw this. Uncle Ben has no business bottling Indian curry if you ask me. 

This breast of chicken has been thoroughly "southern fried." And then packaged. I honestly don't know what about this is fried. 

A store only for the macho-est chromosomed humans.

And this one just downright impressed me. This part of the world has tons of fresh fruit. So, of course, let's have a vending machine that dispenses fresh squeezed orange juice! 

McDonald's wisely adapts to whatever culture they're catering to. Asia is no exception. But I am not sure who wants this. 

I am game to try just about anything, but this Cuttlefish Chewing Gum of the Orientals is probably my limit. 

at least it's

BEST SELECT QUALITY

"only in Asia..." do you need to educate people on how to poo.


and finally, BLESS THESE BREASTS!