Weird Tokyo

I say weird Tokyo with the utmost respect. Everyone who has been here that I've talked to has sung the praises of Tokyo,  but will also comment on how strange some of it is. I agree. This arrivals board shows how many people from every corner of the earth come to bathe in Tokyo's strange goodness. 

My other posts on Tokyo already showed plenty of weird stuff - masses of people moving in concert, robot cabaret show, mini statue of liberty, roller coaster bridge/monorails, crab innards being normal, superhero Japanese people, bars that seat 5, anchovie paste ramen, and other peculiarities. This post is designated to other small things that piqued my interest and that I would consider special to this wonderful escape from reality we call Japan. Many of these are food-based. Many of them are centered around one neighborhood where most of the weird is concentrated. 

Green tea everything! This is an eclair with green tea frosting and filling. It was $5+ but worth it because it was so weird. 

Green tea...this. It's a pastry. It resembles play dough spaghetti I used to make for dinner as a 5 year old. 

VENDING MACHINES FOR EVERYTHING. Including ramen. This machine is where you pay for your ramen at one of the delicious holes in the wall we found (with the help of a blog). This ramen is served with the noodles separately so you can mix to your taste. I was most impressed with the payment system. 

This. I don't know how to describe it, but it was the only actually interesting thing we encountered on the kinda-lame food tour we did. This is the product of 20 minutes of cooking layers of random ingredients as though they were crepes or pancakes. Oh, and we cooked it ourselves. This one in particular was the "pizza" version that had some ingredients that may be used in pizzas and elude to Italian food. The taste was a far cry from pizza but we got the picture. This was a Japanese style of food that I had actually never heard of and is very unique. 

Japanese love bikes and they love order. Here is a bike parking lot, complete with electronic parking meter and bike locks. 

Hello Kitty crowd control. 

We could actually use this more in the US - they use these little "gum syrup" packets as sweeteners. It's basically simple syrup. It makes sweetening a drink very simple. I'm still not sure why it's called gum syrup. 

Robot Cabaret deserves another mention here. It was truly something special. 

Toad and Akihabara

Perhaps our favorite neighborhood in Tokyo is Akihabara - also known as the gaming area/manga area/old electronics megamarket. Its streets reveal Japan's fondness for video gaming, fantasy, comic books/manga, strategy games, gambling, kinky and strange fetishes that push the envelope of sexual norms, and a deep nostalgia for when Nintendo ruled the world. It's a fantasy land and it's amazing. 

At one of the "Sega Genesis" arcades we engaged in a "claw" game and after spending probably $10 we actually did the unthinkable. We won. This is toad from the Mario Brothers game series. Even the Sega staff were shocked that someone actually won. 

Toad fit into our honeymoon seamlessly, although we did have to start asking for tables for three. 

He is currently the only occupant of our guest bedroom in Singapore. 

...and we continue with the list of oddities without leaving the Akihabara neighborhood...

Sailor moon car paint jobs

Akihabara is a haven for treasure hunters of a certain variety. These hunters need and crave small video game, manga, and anime figurines. So much so, they have vending machines a la grocery store children's toys quarter machines from my youth. I couldn't resist a mini pikachu. 

There are literally stores entirely devoted to these small figurines. 

This guy. 

Train games that only people like me would be interested in. Apparently there are a lot of me in Japan. Train Simulator allows you to virtually drive many of the more popular and cool/geeky trains from around the world, in simulation real time. In other words, you can drive the Northeast Corridor in the USA in the same time it takes actual engineers to drive it. I have only done this once but it was a delightful geekfest that would bore anyone with a semblance of dignity. 

Video game gambling dens. These look like slots, but honestly I am not sure what they are. 

The sound emanating from this place is a strange whirr of aircon to suck out the dense cigarette smoke, video game noises, and other "white noise" designed to keep addicts from falling asleep and feeding the machines. 

See for yourself:

One of the cooler places in Akihabara is Super Potato. In this ancient-gaming-systems haven, geeks can replay all the long forgotten addicting games from their youth. The same games they would play on the original game boy, Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Atari, Sega Genesis, Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, and other obsolete and obscure systems that no longer exist. You can also buy these games. Many of them have held their value surprisingly well. 

The Maid Cafe. 

Arguably one of the weirdest phenomenons in Japan, let alone Akihabara or Tokyo, is the Maid Cafe concept. Although, it seems to fit. Maid cafes are mediocre restaurants that are themed like a youngster's fantasy tea party with their stuffed animals, except the staff are all "sexy" ladies dressed as french maids. They call you master and refer to themselves as slaves. The best part about this is it sounds very "fetish/fantasy" in a twisted way, but it really was just a normal thing that wasn't actually all that weird in the context of Japan. It's just something people did. 

That doesn't mean it wasn't downright weird. Here are our lattes. When we ordered them, they asked us what "kind of animal we wanted." Unsure, we said dog and cat. Turns out they can draw a variety of animals for their masters. We were content with our unimaginative animals. 

The food took forever to come, but when it did it was all worth it because, well, this:

We even got to pick the little anime flag!

Photos with the girls were pretty strictly forbidden, except for the one you get complementary with your meal. This whole experience was weird but totally worth it. Look how much fun we had! 

We now leave the streets of Akihabara, but there is plenty more. 

7 Eleven banks. Err, at least ATMs. Who knows where the money is coming from. 

Garlic as a dessert? We were skeptical but happily surprised. 

Rules and organization. Even the bars had instructions! Here is the ordering system diagram that was on display at one of the gay clubs we went to. The club was just ok, but this ordering diagram really tickled me. 

Nonsense English because fancy. Oh and an ode to the deceased concord. 

"Youth Street." This place, also known as Takeshita street, is full of angsty teens that go to whatever length necessary to distinguish themselves from those around them. You can imagine, in Japan this is quite the challenge. 

The place was filled with all kinds of fun clothing and food stores. And plenty of youths with purple and green hair and silly hats. We tried to blend in but failed pretty miserably. 

Fruit & Vegetable vessels. Stare at this long enough and you'll realize this is not just a pie of veggies, it's a sailboat replica. 

Curry. Because the Japanese have curry for some reason. This particular bowl was a result of a 2 AM noshfest in Shinjuku.  

Egg custard fish. One of the more delightful surprises we ate on the trip. The best part was the hippie van it was served from. 

Car lazy Susan. When you don't have space to turn around, you just force the issue. 

UPDATE/AMENDMENT - I almost forgot one of the more strange qualities of Tokyo that makes it stand out among other developed cities in developed countries: Smoking. This is a smoker's paradise. You can smoke just about anywhere without repercussion. Of course, there are some rules around it and you will see many, many designated smoking areas - especially in airports. Each of them is always full of people puffing away. Unfortunate consequences of this were very smelly clothes and dire need for laundry. And, of course, the years of my life I lost thanks to the second hand smoke. You can probably see some of the smoke in the video of the casino/arcade if you look closely enough. That also probably explains the loud ventilation system. 

(despite the smoking) Tokyo is absolutely delightful. If this post didn't convince you to go, it's not a place for you. I certainly fell in love with this city and would go back in a heartbeat. I also would not turn down the opportunity to live there if it came up.